Entry: The Matrix Saturday, January 10, 2009



Exactly 6 months from the time I said Qubool when I was asked if I was ready to sacrifice my bachelorhood.
Here's the story of my evolution into another married man!

Month-1
* In-laws stared at me for hours.. perhaps to evaluate the extent of the damage they have caused to their daughter
* Suddenly there was an attack of wierd colours in my wardrobe - Pink, Green, Yellow, Red!! Gosh..
* And a sudden attack of wierd cosmetics.. People actually use what they show on TV!
* I have lost count of the number of dinner invitations I had to attend in this month. 2 Digenes per night was normal.
* Had a tough time explaining to people how and why I forgot inviting them for the wedding.

Month-2
* In-laws continued staring.
* I couldnt believe that I had to think twice before planning my weekend cricket!
* I must have visited almost every shopping mall/store in Bangalore.
* Now, there was another very interesting reason for me to come back home!
* Had my first fight with her. It was hillarious :)

Month-3
* In-laws gave up on staring. Obviously, because they werent around :)
* Shopping, movies and restaurant bills were now major items in my monthly balance sheets
* Travel costs tripled. Strange. No. of people increased only by 2!.
* Of course, all kinds of travel packing is completely outsourced now.
* Fought again.. Was funnier this time!

Month-4
* I didnt know it was so much fun to gift somebody something without too much of a reason.
* Suddenly realized that I am never alone! Never at all.. Good or bad?
* Slow transformation of taste buds - beginning to like her cooking.
* Couldnt help wonder how my clothes, socks, hand-kerchiefs, bedsheets, curtains were all absolutely clean!
* Now, I can actually invite people to my home!
* Fought again. Hell.. I have no idea why!

Month-5
* Was it just me or was she really getting beautiful by day??
* I could be black-mailed into not watching sports! Indeed!!
* Beginning to realize that women need to talk to remain alive. And eat to get energy to talk.
* I loved watching her talk..
* Fought again.. And this time the argument was not funny at all.
* I still ended up laughing like crazy at the end of it.

Month-6
* Now, I know her more than I know myself. She is so different from what I thought she'd be. And I am happier now that I married her.
* I am fine with somebody being with me all the time. I think I like it.
* For once, I am pampering someone else.
* Still thinking of ways to convince her that watching sports is better than just talking to each other :)
* I contribute to the colour in the wardrobe now!
* We dont fight as much. But we know exactly when we think we are about to fight.. and one of us smiles. Half the battle is over

For a change, somebody asked me if the effort to marry is worth it.. I couldnt help quoting Morpheus..
"Unfortunately nobody can be told what the matrix is.. You have to see it for yourself!"

   15 comments

Yajushi
April 8, 2009   07:06 PM PDT
 
Well i must say.. it was "worth" the effort "clicking on the link"
enjoyed every bit of it ! i shall try logging in more often!!

u seriously are good @ this !
void
April 8, 2009   07:05 PM PDT
 
Well i must say.. it was "worth" the effort "clicking on the link"
enjoyed every bit of it ! i shall try logging in more often!!

u seriously are good @ this !
void
April 6, 2009   05:15 PM PDT
 
@ Charu

Hehe.. thanks! Just back in India. So currently trying to settle down. Funny how househunting is suddenly so exciting! :)
charu
March 23, 2009   11:15 AM PDT
 
hey void...this is one of the cutest blog entries i have ever read!! :)..so any further updates on the marriage front?? :)...glad to see you are back and with a bang :)
void
March 7, 2009   01:29 AM PST
 
@ Srikanth
Thanks bro. And how are you btw?

@ Zaineb
Hehe.. Thank you Mrs. Khan :)
zaineb
March 6, 2009   10:38 PM PST
 
Well written Waheed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Srikanth Lodd
March 6, 2009   06:22 PM PST
 
It is an excellent blog!!
void
March 6, 2009   03:55 AM PST
 
@ Akshita
I know. Guruji rocks :)

@ Atul
Welcome back bro! .. And I dont think I can ever find an answer to that :)

@ Senthil
Thanks dude :)
Senthil
March 4, 2009   12:55 PM PST
 
Awesome post buddy :)
Atul Mehta
February 12, 2009   12:28 AM PST
 
Landed on your blog after a very long time and man what a post!!! You still rock the blogging world..:))

Waise let me know if you figure out the watching sports vs talking argument... for the sake of humanity..;)

Akshita
February 2, 2009   08:54 PM PST
 
haha! dont i like the comment on the colors[;)] i would love to read what you write after a year!!
void
January 20, 2009   02:00 AM PST
 
@ Smita/Poornima/Bindu

Thank you girls. And Sadia is too fond of me to write anything blasphemous on the blog :)
Bindu!
January 15, 2009   10:48 PM PST
 
Too much post hain :) especially the colors and women talking capabilities :P
Purnima
January 13, 2009   01:54 PM PST
 
Lol...excellent post. And ya, would like to see Sadia's riposte too!
Smita
January 12, 2009   02:43 PM PST
 
nicely captured and summarized!! :) but am surprised to see that nobody has commented till now!!

ur contribution to the colours in the wardrobes is the most surprising I guess :).. n don't fight that much :P

and yes, please ask Sadia to write her experience of the first 6 months too.. I think that will be more interesting to read ;)

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