voidzone
April 21st
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India
God was pondering over the contents of the report Ref: 210480/Bangy/530PM, given to him by Gabriel, Chairman of the ASTW (Angels to survey the world) committee and HE wondered about what was making world as lacklustre as it was.

He then realized that the world needed THE ONE!! and he sent the ONE to the holy land of India..

And then he also sent me at the same time to keep GOD updated on the activities of THE ONE!.. Me GOD's own reporter :)

Lemme tell you its a lousy job! If you wanna know more about that do contact me: i mean.. God's own reporter!

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Saturday, January 10, 2009
The Matrix

Exactly 6 months from the time I said Qubool when I was asked if I was ready to sacrifice my bachelorhood.
Here's the story of my evolution into another married man!

Month-1
* In-laws stared at me for hours.. perhaps to evaluate the extent of the damage they have caused to their daughter
* Suddenly there was an attack of wierd colours in my wardrobe - Pink, Green, Yellow, Red!! Gosh..
* And a sudden attack of wierd cosmetics.. People actually use what they show on TV!
* I have lost count of the number of dinner invitations I had to attend in this month. 2 Digenes per night was normal.
* Had a tough time explaining to people how and why I forgot inviting them for the wedding.

Month-2
* In-laws continued staring.
* I couldnt believe that I had to think twice before planning my weekend cricket!
* I must have visited almost every shopping mall/store in Bangalore.
* Now, there was another very interesting reason for me to come back home!
* Had my first fight with her. It was hillarious :)

Month-3
* In-laws gave up on staring. Obviously, because they werent around :)
* Shopping, movies and restaurant bills were now major items in my monthly balance sheets
* Travel costs tripled. Strange. No. of people increased only by 2!.
* Of course, all kinds of travel packing is completely outsourced now.
* Fought again.. Was funnier this time!

Month-4
* I didnt know it was so much fun to gift somebody something without too much of a reason.
* Suddenly realized that I am never alone! Never at all.. Good or bad?
* Slow transformation of taste buds - beginning to like her cooking.
* Couldnt help wonder how my clothes, socks, hand-kerchiefs, bedsheets, curtains were all absolutely clean!
* Now, I can actually invite people to my home!
* Fought again. Hell.. I have no idea why!

Month-5
* Was it just me or was she really getting beautiful by day??
* I could be black-mailed into not watching sports! Indeed!!
* Beginning to realize that women need to talk to remain alive. And eat to get energy to talk.
* I loved watching her talk..
* Fought again.. And this time the argument was not funny at all.
* I still ended up laughing like crazy at the end of it.

Month-6
* Now, I know her more than I know myself. She is so different from what I thought she'd be. And I am happier now that I married her.
* I am fine with somebody being with me all the time. I think I like it.
* For once, I am pampering someone else.
* Still thinking of ways to convince her that watching sports is better than just talking to each other :)
* I contribute to the colour in the wardrobe now!
* We dont fight as much. But we know exactly when we think we are about to fight.. and one of us smiles. Half the battle is over

For a change, somebody asked me if the effort to marry is worth it.. I couldnt help quoting Morpheus..
"Unfortunately nobody can be told what the matrix is.. You have to see it for yourself!"


Posted at 03:17 am by voidzone

Yajushi
April 8, 2009   07:06 PM PDT
 
Well i must say.. it was "worth" the effort "clicking on the link"
enjoyed every bit of it ! i shall try logging in more often!!

u seriously are good @ this !
void
April 8, 2009   07:05 PM PDT
 
Well i must say.. it was "worth" the effort "clicking on the link"
enjoyed every bit of it ! i shall try logging in more often!!

u seriously are good @ this !
void
April 6, 2009   05:15 PM PDT
 
@ Charu

Hehe.. thanks! Just back in India. So currently trying to settle down. Funny how househunting is suddenly so exciting! :)
charu
March 23, 2009   11:15 AM PDT
 
hey void...this is one of the cutest blog entries i have ever read!! :)..so any further updates on the marriage front?? :)...glad to see you are back and with a bang :)
void
March 7, 2009   01:29 AM PST
 
@ Srikanth
Thanks bro. And how are you btw?

@ Zaineb
Hehe.. Thank you Mrs. Khan :)
zaineb
March 6, 2009   10:38 PM PST
 
Well written Waheed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Srikanth Lodd
March 6, 2009   06:22 PM PST
 
It is an excellent blog!!
void
March 6, 2009   03:55 AM PST
 
@ Akshita
I know. Guruji rocks :)

@ Atul
Welcome back bro! .. And I dont think I can ever find an answer to that :)

@ Senthil
Thanks dude :)
Senthil
March 4, 2009   12:55 PM PST
 
Awesome post buddy :)
Atul Mehta
February 12, 2009   12:28 AM PST
 
Landed on your blog after a very long time and man what a post!!! You still rock the blogging world..:))

Waise let me know if you figure out the watching sports vs talking argument... for the sake of humanity..;)

Akshita
February 2, 2009   08:54 PM PST
 
haha! dont i like the comment on the colors[;)] i would love to read what you write after a year!!
void
January 20, 2009   02:00 AM PST
 
@ Smita/Poornima/Bindu

Thank you girls. And Sadia is too fond of me to write anything blasphemous on the blog :)
Bindu!
January 15, 2009   10:48 PM PST
 
Too much post hain :) especially the colors and women talking capabilities :P
Purnima
January 13, 2009   01:54 PM PST
 
Lol...excellent post. And ya, would like to see Sadia's riposte too!
Smita
January 12, 2009   02:43 PM PST
 
nicely captured and summarized!! :) but am surprised to see that nobody has commented till now!!

ur contribution to the colours in the wardrobes is the most surprising I guess :).. n don't fight that much :P

and yes, please ask Sadia to write her experience of the first 6 months too.. I think that will be more interesting to read ;)
 

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