voidzone
April 21st
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India
God was pondering over the contents of the report Ref: 210480/Bangy/530PM, given to him by Gabriel, Chairman of the ASTW (Angels to survey the world) committee and HE wondered about what was making world as lacklustre as it was.

He then realized that the world needed THE ONE!! and he sent the ONE to the holy land of India..

And then he also sent me at the same time to keep GOD updated on the activities of THE ONE!.. Me GOD's own reporter :)

Lemme tell you its a lousy job! If you wanna know more about that do contact me: i mean.. God's own reporter!

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Saturday, March 31, 2007
Twists in the tale.

After the fight with the friend, the only good thing about that day was that I was to meet Golu. I was to fly to Delhi in the evening and was looking forward to it. But when Murphy decides that it is a bad day then it will remain a bad one!

Flight delayed by enough to ensure that I reached Delhi after 12 and make it a new day :). And btw, I have never heard of any other reason for the flight delays.. "due to the late arrival of incoming aircraft..". Crap.

And I sit in the airport for 2 hours waiting for the boarding announcement as I watch the mad crowd and the madder airport staff grappling with strange problems.

Atlast I boarded. And was welcomed by a couple of disgruntled uncles and an aunty. Indian Airlines...

I looked at my ticket and realized my seat no. was 15B, the middle seat. I didnt mind that. Probability of having an inspiring company beside me doubled!

As I walked towards 15B, I noticed probability was halved immediately. A duffer was already seated in 15A. Quite a clown he was. Wierdly funky t-shirt, big spectacles with magnifying glass, protruding teeth and a smile that could kill. Literally.

But I smiled. I realized that I have atleast another 50% of chance... poor chap must have given up all hopes looking at me ;). I wish I could get to see his blog :).

Anyways, I got into my seat and waited for some miracle to happen. Miracle, coz it had never happened before. In any form of journey... bus, train, flight.. never.

And then this beautiful girl got into the plane. She looked like Bipasha from a distance. I waited, hoping against hope.. She walks past 10, 11, 12.. comes upto my seat and asks me.. "Excuse me, is this 15?". I beamed at her and said, "One five fifteen.. yes".

"Oh good.. 16, 17, 18.. aah thats my seat. Thanks!". And she walked past.

I couldn't stop smiling. At myself. And the day.

It was not over.. I realized.. when this dark, fat, ugly old man came and somehow wriggled into the seat beside me. He was too big for the seat. He should have been charged atleast 1.5 times the others. And I dont know if it was the horn effect, but I thought he stinked too. With that stink, those huge, perenially flaring nostrils, and the big face.. I decided to call him the hippo.

Sandwiched between a clown and a hippo. I resigned to my fate.

The plane took more than half an hour to take off. Waiting for the runway to get cleared. Gosh.

A li'l while after take-off I noticed that this hippo uncle was carrying loads of brochures. Of a lot of NGOs, most of them orphanages. I wouldnt have bothered asking, but he was actually carrying atleast a hundred of them! So, my general curiosity overpowered my hatred for that hippo. And I asked him.. "How come you have so many of those?".

"I work for them"

"All of them?".

He smiled. "Yes. Actually I am a freelancing NGO consultant. I somehow find out about any NGO anywhere in the country in any kind of need and I go there and work for them. Helping them generate funds. And there are so many such organizations needing help. From the mountains in the north-east to the jungles of south.. everywhere. There are so many people doing so much good work in the country. I go upto them and try helping them..".

Suddenly his voice was sounding great. And I asked, "NGO consultancy sounds like interesting work!".

"Well, its hard and dirty work. But the passion keeps me going".

"But so many brochures?".

"I work for atleast 30-40 NGOs at a time".

"Wow.. that is great. And you charge a percent out of the funds generated. That sounds like a good philanthropic business idea!".

"Not really. i dont charge anything".

"Then how do you manage your expenses?".

"I work for 2 years. Thankfully I have a lot of my friends from my IIT and Carnegie days who get me some kind of job for these 2 years. And then spend the money I saved in these 2 years on this work. As soon as I am broke, I go back to work."

I was speechless. Suddenly the dark, fat, ugly old man looked different.

"So what do you do?" he asked me.

After quite a while, "Nothing, really", was all that I could manage.

And after we landed in Delhi, the day just got summed up wonderfully. That clown was received by an absolutely gorgeous female at the airport.. Apparently his fiancee.

And again, I couldn't stop smiling. At myself. And the day.


Posted at 06:03 pm by voidzone

void
June 11, 2007   05:43 PM PDT
 
@ Sandip Agarwal
Thanks Sandy. :)

@ Smita
I told you. Its like Rehman's music. The more you listen to it.. the more you'll like it :). And whoz it u talkin abt? I know one mini elephant like that :)

@ Ramjee
Hey thanks man! And I will check for RSS feeds thing :)

@ Others
This is for all the people who visit my blog and have commented on this, albeit through different medium. Thanks a ton :)

@ Garima
Subodh has to behave wierdly right? :). And not all people I care about have similar feelings. Neverthless, the next blog is out :)
Garima
June 7, 2007   02:17 PM PDT
 
Not writing blogs due to some stupid duffer reason is not fair and that when u know that people whom u love the most on this earth and who love u the most r waiting for the blogs n still it doesnt come due to some duffer people in ur life n their duffer reasons is not acceptable at all............ Now m not sure u take this as a request or a threat ...... watever that be but this is just to tell u that there r many who r waiting for THE NEXT BLOG so plz take some time out and get some new blog on the stand........
Pink ki KASAM ab likh hi do :)
ab yeh mat bolna ki likhne ko nahi hai .......... ek aur baar nahi to mam ke paas le jaaoongi aur aapki sunane ki capacity badh jaayegi :)
chalo ab yeh padna bandh karo n blog likhoooooooooooooooooooo
garima
May 6, 2007   12:28 AM PDT
 
ok forgot to write my name but that last comment was by me .........
and now I think the next blog shud come soon ........ and I can tell the topic as well if u don have :)
Name
May 6, 2007   12:27 AM PDT
 
Well loads of requests have been comin in for a new blog n I recently gotta know y isnt it coming....... not that I din want to comment on this rather the word here wud be Compliment on this blog but u know that gaanv ki light kissa :)
I think we have discussed on this too ...never judge a person by looks ...... Looks can be deceptive ........ the man seemed to be of no use on earth to u n suddenly u got to know that he was doin his part of job on Earth so amazingly ....... well quite inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!
And yes the other thing to notice here is that U will be always U and that means nazar hamesha ladki par hi rehti hai ...... someone in plane n then that guy's girlfriend ......... chod do apni yeh buri nazar ladkiyon par daalna :)
Ramjee
May 3, 2007   11:05 AM PDT
 
ha..
I don't know how I stumbled upon your blog. One of the most original and interesting blogs that I have come across. My small request, can you have a rss feed for this.
Eager to read more over here.
Smita
May 3, 2007   07:45 AM PDT
 
long time no blog.. now since i came to the page, i read this one again.. n actually liked it a lot more this time.. dont ask me y :).. rarely do we meet such ppl.. n i think i know of a few who enjoy more in giving than taking :)

~waiting for the next one
Sandip Agarwal
April 29, 2007   03:33 AM PDT
 
Nice One!!!
void
April 25, 2007   01:04 AM PDT
 
@ Golu

Gold lene ke liye kuch bhi random comment :P

@ Charu

Yes yes.. the competition is still on :P.. And yes every proverb holds true here.. that guy really made me think how we complain of some really stupid things in life :)..

@ Smitapec

Allz well that ends well is one proverb i can think of now ;)

@ Atul

I agree Lord.. this is probably one of my best blogs. Because everytime I read this.. I feel so wierdly bad about myself... and abt all of us who crib about inconsequential things.. How many times did we think of what we give?? All that matters is what we get!.. Pity.
Mehta
April 23, 2007   11:30 PM PDT
 
hey voidzone.. just saw ur blog on ur gtalk status msg.. and stumbled on it.. and hate to admit it given that charu also visit these pages but this is one post which made me laugh and cry at the same time and the best i have ever read.. i did shed a tear.. man made my day.. amazing stuff.. and dont blame me if u find this story as a forward in ur mail one day.. somehow i have this urge to copy it and mail it across to every damn person i know..
Smitapec
April 5, 2007   01:08 AM PDT
 
As i started reading this blog, I was getting confused as to what u want to write.. about ur anxiety to meet a nice female or the unlucky day.. but ya, it got summarized well.. of course, there r too many things in this world which seem different in the first sight..n Charu has already given all the proverbs so can't use them again :)
Charu
April 3, 2007   11:30 AM PDT
 
Yayy!!! U are back..and that too with a BANG! Awesome :)..and Yup that proverb holds true doesnt it -- Dont judge a Book by its cover..The moment we see a not-so-good lookin person, we tend to judge them and HERE was this angel in disguise! Thats so cool..I wish I had that passion to do this sorta thing..its so rare! Oh I have one more proverb..All that glitters is not gold..thats true too isnt it? and hEYy I dint realise the competition for the first comment was still on! hehe..darn..missed out this timee :D
Nidhi
April 2, 2007   12:43 PM PDT
 
ispe to mera pehla comment banta hai ;)
 

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